Happily Ever After

theonewhosawitall:

emilylouiserichardson:

The last picture is the face of fear.

no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it

So yes. The face of fear.

(Source: averagebritishteenager, via i-shall-find-you-darling)

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via before5)

fuckin-pasta:

honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

slam DUNKED

(Source: 5keng, via kukokeli)

valvesoftware:

going to college like

image

(Source: left420dead, via iwakeuplovinyou)

darklyspectre:

spikedmauler:

alanjcastonguay:

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??

there are just some people in this world that are just really dumb

and americans wonder why so many people think you guys are fucking stupid as fuck.

(via wonderlandismymind)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

(via tinysailor-witha-fiance)

kul5ara:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

(via escapingmonotony)

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

(via thewinter-b-oner)

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

(via iwakeuplovinyou)